Hello. Everyone. This is Nancy. Suffice it to say, it has come to our attention--
Alright, that's it, Special K here. Nancy gets all nervous on the internet, thinks some hacker's gonna steal her identity, which, if I don't say so myself, is a pretty friggin' kickass identity at this point, and I wouldn't want to see it get stolen either...
Anyway...Special K still here...so we heard that this whole "blog" thing was a good way to reach more people who were interested in our "services". So, we just wanted to give a shout out and let everyone know that we are here and that we are ready to "kill..." Of course, when the price is right. So keeps your eyes and ears open and tuned in as we'll be "bloggin'" like nobody's business...
Okay, now Nancy wants to write something...
Hello. This is Nancy. Again. I just wanted to point out that I think Spesh has a kickass identity as well. And, that I do indeed fear the internet. But not because of the potential victimization due to criminal activity, but because it causes cancer.
No, it doesn't.
Yes, it does.
No, it doesn't.
Yes, it doe--
Special K here. We just snapped three times. See y'all anon.
--Spesh.
--And Nance.
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