Special K's Rebutt

Okay, so I've been watchin' this rap music video...and you all know how much I appreciate Nancy's skinny white ass...but when she's wrong, she's wrong.

First of all, the kids are cute. Second of all, the song is good. Third of all, there's gymnastics, which just always takes a gal back to the balance beam and fifth grade and the trophy before the injury...

Okay, just ignore that...digression...or whatever.

My point is...I think it's pretty friggin' excellent that a couple of little kids got together and did something creative. About me. And Nance.

They also made really cool hats. Takes a gal back to nursing school when a couple of not-so-nice students found their wardrobe missing one morning after they said some not-so-nice things to Nancy and myself...

Ignore that too. Whatever.

I posted the video on our links corner, so check it out. Or else.

--Spesh

Identity Theft

Okay. Well. (Oh, this is Nancy). So, depsite Special K's assertion that the internet is a useful, nay remarkable, tool which can afford us all the presently lacking quality of interconnectivity in our daily lives, and despite her ridicule of my rational fears about technology...I have once again seen the validity of the old phrase:

"Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get you".

And the proof of this is right here...on the internet...on this "YouTube" thing (the title of this wretched dehumanizing creation is rather ironic, I find, as this whole "spending hours watching adorable kitten videos" really has less to do with "you" and really all to do with "me", because the only reason I am spending hours watching adorable kitten videos is because there is clearly a lack of innocence present in my life, so they may as well just call the horrid thing "MeTV"...okay, well, I didn't realized that I just wrote all that out loud).

Anyway...the point is...I am right. Again.

Because there are two "children" who are impersonating Special K and myself in this "music video" on the YouTube, and it's really...well, what kind of world do we live in where children are involved in the kind of criminal activity that Lex Luther would find exciting? What kind of world do we live in where children think they can encapsulate myself and Special K's life time of experience by dressing up in "nurses" outfits, prancing about Los Angeles, sitting by a pool and being waited on, intimidating and frightening a homeless person...it's really just...

Well, let me just say that, while these "children" are indeed pretty darn cute, and clearly rather entrepreneurial, I just find the whole business...well...

Are none of us safe from this kind of mockery? I guess that's what happens when you wear a funny hat. You must rise above these petty tyrannies.

I did like their sunglasses though. Quite a bit.

--Nancy

A Fine How Do You Do

Hello. Everyone. This is Nancy. Suffice it to say, it has come to our attention--

Alright, that's it, Special K here. Nancy gets all nervous on the internet, thinks some hacker's gonna steal her identity, which, if I don't say so myself, is a pretty friggin' kickass identity at this point, and I wouldn't want to see it get stolen either...

Anyway...Special K still here...so we heard that this whole "blog" thing was a good way to reach more people who were interested in our "services". So, we just wanted to give a shout out and let everyone know that we are here and that we are ready to "kill..." Of course, when the price is right. So keeps your eyes and ears open and tuned in as we'll be "bloggin'" like nobody's business...

Okay, now Nancy wants to write something...

Hello. This is Nancy. Again. I just wanted to point out that I think Spesh has a kickass identity as well. And, that I do indeed fear the internet. But not because of the potential victimization due to criminal activity, but because it causes cancer.

No, it doesn't.

Yes, it does.

No, it doesn't.

Yes, it doe--

Special K here. We just snapped three times. See y'all anon.

--Spesh.
--And Nance.