Acting Lessons

Hello, everyone. This is Nancy here.

And Spesh.

Yes, and Special K is here.

What the hell does that mean?

Spesh. Breathe.

Fine. Breathing. Whatever.

Okay. Well, we have recently been bombarded by questions concerning our latest adventure in Reality TV (click here for the adventure). And since then, we have been overwhelmed by a rather ubiquitous interest on our "acting" ability.

Friggin' critics.

Spesh, what did I say about breathing?

To do it.

Yes. So...back to what I was saying (this is still Nancy, by the bye) about the many inquiries we've had specifically concerning the field of the performing arts in general. We thought we'd take a moment here to post some of our answers (we won't repeat the questions as you all know who you are):

Question #252: Yes, we, as women, feel we have more of an affinity towards "playing a role" than men do, because, as women in our society we are taught from a very young age exactly how to play roles, for example the "good daughter" or the "bad sister" or the "whore" or the "maiden", etc. And learning how to navigate those different roles, for most of us, is a necessary part of our survival in this "man's world". And for those of you ladies who disagree with us, I will ask only one question of you: have you ever faked an orgasm?

Question #367: No.

Question #423: Yes, we both have had extensive training in the performing arts, unfortunately, if we told you how and where, we'd have to kill you. And REALLY kill you. Unfortunately.

Question #585: Absolutely.

Question #874: Well, we both would recommend keeping your eyes and ears open, and your mouth shut.

Question #995: Absolutely not. They will take your money and destroy your self-confidence.

Question #1023: Loiter with intent.

Question #1246: It is important to understand that he is NOT a wizard.

Question #1367: Yes.

Question #1586: Suit up and show up.

Question #1662: It's an honor just to be nominated.

Question #1734: No, we don't feel that there was anything particularly remarkable in what we did in our most recent adventure. It's all about getting the job done. We simply do not care about anything other than that. Getting the job done. And done well. That is how you become a professional.

Question #1959: She's our hero as well.

So...we hope that provides all of you with some insight into things that you didn't have before.

Friggin' cryptic if you ask me.

No one's asking you, Spesh.

You want a piece of this, Nance?

I'm just sucking my sucker.

Grrrrrr.

Until next time...

--Nancy & Special K